Monday, 6 August 2012

Twilight's Nutty Madam


As some of you may have gathered, I am not a Twilight fan.   Nor do I care about the romantic fluctuations of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson’s relationship.   Having said that, last week 5FM’s Gareth Cliff played a clip from Twilight’s self-proclaimed biggest fan, and it was so funny that I had to share it with you.

Emma Clark is the ultimate Twi-hard.   To say that she loves Twilight and all things Twilight-related would be an understatement.   In her spare time (of which she seems to have an excessive amount), Clark films herself as she watches the Twilight movies.   Yes, you read this correctly, she films HERSELF.   Posted under the username “NuttyMadam3575”, Clark has uploaded numerous Twilight-related videos to YouTube over the past four years, however it is her latest video that has catapulted Clark into the sparkling limelight.

<A quick side-note for those of you who have been living under a rock for the past few weeks: Kristen Stewart was photographed cheating on her beloved Robert Pattinson with Rupert Sanders.   Sanders is the married (for-now) director of Kristen's latest movie 'Snow White and the Huntsman', and is far better looking than pale and pasty Pattinson.>

“HOW COULD YOU DO THIS KRISTEN?!” depicts Clark despairing over the demise of 'Robsten', and includes much swearing and wailing and gnashing of teeth.   This cinematic masterpiece has had over 2 million hits since it was published on July 25, 2012, and its popularity seems to be growing daily.   I had a feeling that these kinds of crazies existed out there, and now I have my proof.     



If you want to experience even more crazy, check out other videos posted by NuttyMadam3575 on http://www.youtube.com/user/nuttymadam3575?feature=results_main
   

2 comments:

  1. I enjoyed the description of "pale and pasty Pattison" as well as the wailing and gnashing of teeth :) Maybe it's a good thing that she's discovered Twilight and YouTube - at least it keeps her inside and away from small children and fluffy animals!

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  2. But the movies are finished - whatever shall she do now???

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